Date Everything: How To Find and Date Jean Loo Pissoir

Learn how to find Jean Loo Pissoir the toilet and win his heart in Date Everything with rhythm, rhyme, and sass.

Jean Loo in Date Everything
Jean Loo in Date Everything (Image via Team 17)

Jean Loo Pissoir embodies the toilets in your house in Date Everything. The 46th Dateable on the Date-A-Dex, Jean is a practitioner of cool-rap, or crap for short. Even though you can find him after completing the tutorial, winning over the humorous rhyming commode requires high stats. After you have reached an ending with him, realizing Jean Loo Pissoir improves the Sass SPECS category. 

Where To Find Jean Loo Pissoir in Date Everything

Scan a toilet to unlock Jean Loo
Scan a toilet to unlock Jean Loo (Image via Team 17)

You can find Jean Loo Pissoir as soon as the tutorial ends by using the Dateviators on either of the two toilets in the house. There are two bathrooms you can visit to find him. The first is downstairs, where you find Rebel, and the second bathroom is attached to the upstairs bedroom. Use the glasses to scan the commode, and after the introductory dialogue, Jean Loo Pissoir will be unlocked as a Dateable. 

Date Everything: Jean Loo Pissoir Guide

Jean Loo is voiced by Max Mittleman
Jean Loo is voiced by Max Mittleman (Image via Team 17)

Winning over Jean for a positive ending involves facing off against him in rap battles. To win each rap battle, you have to select the correct responses that best match the rhythm and rhyme scheme. Here are the correct responses for the first rap battle in order:

  • “Jack!”
  • “Back!”
  • “Sack!”
  • “Shack!”
  • “Whack!”

The next battle upgrades from single-word responses to rap bars. The key to picking the right one is to make logical sense while matching Jean’s flow. Given below are the correct responses in chronological order: 

  • “Turns out I forgot to lift the seat!”
  • “You turn around to find your car’s been towed!”
  • “Dredging her depths with their mastheads of plastic!”
  • “This shit won’t be done ’til the one who’s in charge is!”

The final rap battle is where the real challenge lies. There is no one correct response, but you can choose from multiple responses with varying SPECS qualifiers. The SPECS checks have a wide range, but your responses should not be lower than 60 points. 

The higher the SPECS point check you can pass with each response, the better. Once you have chosen all the responses with a high enough score, Jean Loo Pissoir concedes. In case you have low SPECS stats, you can return to the final rap battle after realizing other characters and improving your stats. 

Love 

To get the love ending with Jean Loo Pissoir, you have to succeed in all the rap battles with correct choices. After achieving a high enough score in the final match, you can confess your feelings for Jean and achieve the romantic ending. 

Befriend 

Becoming friends with Jean also requires that you successfully beat him at his own crapping (cool-rapping) game. After the final battle, instead of choosing romantic dialogue options, go for the platonic ones to cement your friendship with him. 

Hate 

Achieving the hate ending with Jean requires deliberately sabotaging your relationship with him. You have to choose all the wrong rap answers and belittle his passion. Do so consistently to get the hate ending.


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