Noobs Must Die Item Tier List

This Noobs Must Die item tier list ranks every item in the game to help you choose the right upgrades during your runs. 

Noobs Must Die item tier list (Image via Roblox Corporation)
Noobs Must Die item tier list (Image via Roblox Corporation)

Noobs Must Die is a roguelite game where you have to survive against waves of enemies for as long as possible. You can activate bounties and complete them to purchase items. These items can help increase your damage, survivability, and even unlock new players. This Noobs Must Die item tier list will help you pick the right items during all your runs so you can get the most rewards.

Item Tier List For Noobs Must Die

Best items in Noobs Must Die (Image via Roblox Corporation)
Best items in Noobs Must Die (Image via Roblox Corporation)

Here are all of the items in Noobs Must Die ranked based on their effectiveness: 

ItemPriceDescriptionTier
Windforce200Spawns an orbiting sword that deals damage to everything around you.S
TNT2005% chance to explode when you kill any enemy.S
Domino Crown200+10% Luck.S
Battle Armor200Get a small invincibility window when hit. S
Epicsauce200Increases close-range damage. S
Viking Helmet200Blocks all incoming damage on a 30-second cooldown.A
Breath of Fire50Get a 5% chance to inflict Burn when you get hit. A
Cake200+50% Healing.A
Regen Coil50+1.5 HP every second.A
Speed Coil50+3 Speed.A
Bloxy Cola50+5 health on kill.A
Witches Brew505% chance to inflict Poison when you hit an enemy.B
Taco20+10% Crit Chance.B
Armor20Reduces incoming damage.B
Magnet20+3 pickup range.B
Bloxiade20Increases your speed after you get a kill.B
Teddy Bloxpin50Your skills recharge faster when you are not full HP. C
Pizza205% faster skill recharge.C
Disruptor20Emits a weak shockwave when you get hit. C
Chezburger20Increases base health by 10. C

Windforce and Battle Armor are the two S-tier items that you should pick up as soon as possible. They make your runs easier, and you should try to get them in every run. Other items in the S-tier are just as good, but you have to pick them based on your playstyle. Epicsauce is great for melee characters, but it does not have any value for long-ranged builds.

The game is still in alpha, and you can expect more classes, items, and upgrades to be added in future updates. Some of the items might also get rebalanced, which would shake up the meta.


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